May 2011
175 posts
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...when the word "tapering" brings genuine joy...
May 1st
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April 2011
143 posts
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music = life: so, i wrote this thing about crew. →
eighttofive: before you read, remember these things: 1. i row port. 2. this is about when i rowed two seat, and it has nothing to do with today’s practice except working hard. 3. yes, i’m a novice, but i love rowing. 4. i know it’s monotonous and long and detailed. i like it that way. — Finish. Take a quick…
Apr 30th
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erisedstraehruoytub asked: I've been rowing since the 8th grade, I'm a junior now and this year year I decided against it for various reasons. But I've been obsessively reading your blog and it makes me ache inside. Everything I read on here I'm like YESSS. I still consider myself a rower. ):
Apr 30th
somospolvoysombras asked: My crew team, including me, is obsessed with the 'mythical' ejector crab (we're a high school club by the way), and I was just wondering if you or anyone on this Tumblr has ever caught/ seen someone catch one?
Also, for the record, I am on my teams varsity 8 and have rowed for almost 2 years now, so no, I'm not a crew noob anymore. :)
Apr 30th
12 tags
...dropping even 1 second off your 2k time is the...
Apr 30th
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nectarinesandtangerines asked: You should consider making a poll of what clubs are thought to dominate this summer. It'll be cool to see=]
Apr 29th
10 tags
...you suffer "rowing deprivation syndrome"...
Apr 29th
19 notes
9 tags
...your heart jumps to a million miles an hour...
Apr 29th
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magical-jack: And here in Australia, well where I row anyway, it’s not a ‘power 10’ its a 10 stroke push, 10 stroker or just a ‘push’. It is usually 10 strokes but sometimes we do 15 or any number really That’s interesting. I know some crews do a “focus 10” which I think is either just like a power 10 or focuses on one specific...
Apr 29th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Tenth Law of Crew: A coxswain’s ability to correctly dock is directly related to the amount of people watching.
Apr 28th
28 notes
9 tags
...you only have a tan on the front of your legs.
Apr 28th
34 notes
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...your go-to outfit is Under Armour, wool socks,...
Apr 28th
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dsoff: so I’m from Holland and I came acros this page as I was searching for pictures of last weeks nationals. I absolutely love this page!! I just read the calls page and I was wondering if anyone is remotely interested how we do the calls overhere.  and I have some advice for mental preparation for a regatta. how do I get it to you guys? anyways, love from Holland picture by: Merijn...
Apr 28th
6 tags
... you power 10 up the stairs.
Apr 27th
20 notes
10 tags
...your bright-colored rainboots have become your...
Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: I am a novice coxswain and I'm having trouble with two concepts, "backing" and twisting the boat without turning, like when waiting for a regatta to start and there is no room to turn the boat completely.
I was hoping you could help?!
Apr 27th
8 tags
...you wear spandex underneath all your dresses,...
(Girls)
Apr 27th
46 notes
10 tags
...it's 4 AM and all you are worrying about is...
Apr 26th
16 notes
7 tags
...you check the weather for Saturday during the...
Apr 26th
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...the night before a regatta you eat enough pasta...
Apr 26th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Ninth Law of Crew: Suns Out, Guns Out
Apr 26th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Eighth Law of Crew: It is impossible for a uni to be flattering on every body type.
Apr 25th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Seventh Law of Crew: Wearing socks with Adidas or flip flops will be deemed expectable when partaking in crew related activities. Note: Should the wearer of this fashion faux-pas forget to take off his/her socks when not near the boathouse/regatta, the general public will not be as forgiving.
Apr 25th
24 notes
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Sixth Law of Crew: The amount of friends you have outside of rowing is inversely proportional to the number of hours you spend at the boathouse.
Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: I'm in the JV8 of my club. We have three really good coxswains on our team. The best coxes the lightweight 8 because they have the highest chance of going to nationals, then the next best coxes the V8 which seems pretty self explanatory. It seems like we, the JV8 should get the next best coxswain, right? But no we get the coxswain who only says "lock send" and weighs 20 plus...
Apr 25th
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Anonymous asked: how do you submit posts?
Apr 24th
ultravioletcatastrophes asked: Hey! I was wondering if you could post something like "Reblog if you'll be at..." with an upcoming regatta? I would love to know who will be at Ohio Governor's Cup!
Thanks! I love your blog!
Apr 24th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Fifth Law of Crew: Regattas will have a greater tendency to run ahead of schedule the more boats your team is hot seating
Apr 24th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Fourth Law of Crew: It will always rain at the Head of the Fish. No exceptions.
Apr 24th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Third Law of Crew: Wind speed will always increase at the start of every stake boat race.
Apr 24th
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courtneyincolor asked: In response to the freshman in college who asked about taking lessons through a local rowing club recently: DO IT! Thats is exactly what I did because my college doesn't have a team and it's great. And it's also A LOT more flexible as far as your schedule goes!!
Apr 24th
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lime-pie asked: I'm a freshman at a college that does not have a rowing team. I've never rowed before and would like to learn how. There is a rowing club in my area that offers group lessons and individual lessons. Do you think it would be worth it to take the lessons?
Apr 24th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s Second Law of Crew: Riggers will only come loose on days the coxswain forgets to bring a wrench
Apr 24th
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keepcalmandpaddleon: Newton’s First Law of Crew: It is impossible for the all of the cox boxes to be working at the same time
Apr 23rd
34 notes
9 tags
...you pretty much shed a whole layer (or two) of...
Apr 23rd
18 notes
10 tags
...you carry emergency snacks for your rowers at...
(Coxswain)
Apr 23rd
9 notes
10 tags
...at some point you've correlated the four 500s...
Apr 23rd
41 notes
9 tags
...you ain't popping pills, you're popping...
Apr 22nd
5 notes
9 tags
...the ONLY time you ever feel sexy is when you're...
Apr 22nd
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used2b asked: I have had a few burdens lifted off my shoulders!! I talked to my coach this morning about not coming back next year and I was totally over-thinking everything! I thought he would beg me to stay like he did the other coxes who quit, I have been the only varsity cox since this semester. He just let me go and said that if I change my mind that all I have to do is shoot him an email and we will take...
Apr 22nd
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Power Ten
rowsbeforehoes: “One” for the soul you have inside. “Two” for the team mates by your side. “Three.” For the boat catching up to you. “Four.” Because you must do better than what they do. “Five.” Because you’re half way there. “Six.” You could of sworn you heard your bicep tear. “Seven.” And you’re almost done. “Eight.” So you’re not the one who should’ve won. “Nine.” Because the...
Apr 22nd
123 notes
9 tags
...uni tans are sexy.
Apr 21st
11 notes
7 tags
...you wish you could wear spandex ALL the time.
Apr 21st
41 notes
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...you break everything into power...
Apr 21st
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Anonymous asked: i saw you how you helped out that person.

you're a cool dude.

props from rower to rower.
Apr 21st
Anonymous asked: I keep re-reading what you wrote me. You have never met me nor I you, but you made me feel worth the time to talk to. Thank you so much for showing me that I am worth your time. That's all I can say, thank you.
Apr 21st
Anonymous asked: You talked about suicide... I have a very difficult time with my team and respect issues. I am the varsity cox and I get almost no respect from my boat nor my coaches. I have no issues with most of the novice and stern pair of my boat but everyone else acts like they could care less if I were around... oh wait... unless we have a race. It seems like that's all they care about. I used to want...
Apr 21st
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This is what crew is like: power, technique, or...
Apr 21st
50 notes
5 tags
...you use boat-related idioms as often as you...
Apr 20th
36 notes
5 tags
...you hang out with about five non-rowers.
Apr 20th
341 notes