Be as creative as possible! Unique is great! (Also, I am not above dirty submissions.) However, if it’s obvious you’re not a rower, I’m not allowing it. I have full power to alter your submission. I will add you in the tags, and if you no longer want to be associated with the post, message me and I’ll remove your url.

Okay guys, here’s the template:
In the top title box: Three periods, then what you want to say. Don’t put “you know you’re a rower when” or “when.”
ex) …you do everything “in two.”

Have at it!