You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…another team’s rowers sit ten feet from you eating from a bag of fast food while you’re doing land training, and something snaps on the inside.

…instead of telling someone to chill out when they’re mad you tell them to settle.

…people tell you that you’re too obsessed with crew and you feel the need to smack them with your oar.

…making your coach angry is your biggest fear.

…you get angry when someone is shocked that you actually have muscle.

(Coxswain)

…you show up to anything 15 minutes early because you’re afraid your coach will yell at you.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: