You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…your workout clothes take up most of your wardrobe.

…UnderArmor should sponsor you because you wear its clothes so much.

…you wear spandex under loose clothing.

…half the clothes you own are either team apparel or shirts from regattas.

…you get around the uniform rule by all wearing an odd piece of clothing.

…you rock rain pants.

…you know what everyone on the team’s shoes look like.

…you wear spandex during exams because your teacher told you to wear comfortable clothing.

…your clothes permanently smell like the water.

…you can wash entire loads of just rowing gear.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: