You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…you spend more time with your coach than your parents.

…you hear your coach’s voice yelling at you whenever you do anything remotely unhealthy.

…your coach gets mad at you for laughing at the track kids. (but he secretly laughs with you.)

..you refer to your coach as mom, dad, or god, either by accident or on purpose.

This may not interest you, but if I get 100 followers, I’ll post a picture of me and my novice/freshman team (including my coach). That is all.

…you have that one coach who scares the heebeejeebees out of you.

…the hierarchy is: coach, coxswain, rower (even though rowers are a foot taller than the cox).

…you are friends with your coach on Facebook.

…you describe a normal workout and people ask if your coach hates you.

…you’ve signed something of your coach’s.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: