You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…whenever you say something that your friends don’t understand, they say “oh, crew.”

…you only recognize your friends from behind.

…you are friends with your coach on Facebook.

…you tell your friends to weigh ‘nuff when you want them to stop doing something.

…your friends stop inviting you places because you always have to say no.

…your non-rowing friends get sufficiently angry during the season when all you talk about is crew.

…the day you don’t have practice, you make plans with your rower friends.

…you hang out with about five non-rowers.

keepcalmandpaddleon:

Newton’s Sixth Law of Crew: The amount of friends you have outside of rowing is inversely proportional to the number of hours you spend at the boathouse.

…your teammates are your closest friends.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: