You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…you have imprints on your hands from push-ups in weird places.

…you refer to your hands as “inside and outside”, not “left and right”.

… you shake hands with someone and later on they try to sanitize their hands without you noticing.

….your girlfriend won’t hold hands with you because of your blisters.

…your hands and face are the most tan parts of your body.

…you walk around with T-Rex claw hands because it hurts to completely open or close them.

…instead of dried glue, you pick actual skin off of your hands.

…you don’t even realise you blistered until it callouses. Or pops.

…you’ve used your handy dandy sandpaper hands to scratch an itch.

…you dress and undress one-handed so you don’t have to take your hand off the oar.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: