You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport.

bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…you can’t listen to top 40 music because it gives you flashbacks to erging.

…you’re more nervous for erg tests than you are for midterms.

…after a really fulfilling practice you go home and want to tell everyone, but no one will understand.

..you count everything out in tens.

…you think of submissions for neverweighnuff while erging.

…your friends complain that they’re jealous of your body and talk about the crash diet they’re gonna go on to try to keep up, and you think, “BITCH I EARNED THIS BODY.”

..you can tell whether someone is a port or a starboard based on their personality.

…you awkwardly fistbump because you know no one would want to shake your hand.

…you get territorial about your seat.

…you have hour-long conversations about the pros and cons of each seat.

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: