You Know You're a Rower When...
All the things that makes crew the most unique sport. bored rowers since 9-18-2011

…you do everything “in two”.

…you spend more time with your coach than your parents.

…you have to be told to do everything by a small bossy person

…you have a playlist just for erg pieces.

…you hear your coach’s voice yelling at you whenever you do anything remotely unhealthy.

…you feel uncomfortable when you aren’t in spandex.

…you get mad when non-rowers complain about lack of sleep.

…you don’t understand when someone doesn’t know what a regatta is.

…you get extremely irritated when people think you just use your arms.

…someone says “crab” and you think of the rowing mistake, not the STD

As we are not professionals, please refrain from asking: